Eventually, you’re going to find yourself a woman that’s voiceless.
She’ll be so vacant, probably drive you to madness complaining about vain things like nails.
When you go to the store, you’ll pay.
She’ll wait for you to do everything,
kiss you in front of everyone else
give thanks in obnoxious ways,
you’ll debate with her
often and she will always let you win.
she’ll be everything you thought women should be.
But when you start to view her dreams
and realize she has none outside of you. you’ll miss me